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Amazingly hot athletic beast! Kind, friendly and sweet. The perfect go to guy when life just gets to hard. He will hold your hand in the roughest time, and let you cry on his shoulder when it's to tough. Loves and works hard for his body. Always dates the wrong girl tho.
I hate always coming to you with my problems, but your just such a good friend.
zackary russell: its ok any time you need me i'm always here
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A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.
Russel Crowe is a scrouter.
What?! Since when was Russel Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!
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n. all women's college located in Troy, NY where the only thing to do is get hammered at RPI with the geeksquad fraternities. Chances of getting laid and actually liking it...zero.
Russell Sage-not a girls school without men but a women's school without boys
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A tall bigfoot Glasses poof that likes men
Man: Look at that poof.
Woman: He must be a Lachlan Russell
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To grab your partners anal hair between your teeth and shake your head vigorously, much like a Jack Russel wrestling with a piece of rope.
"Bro, see that girl accross the bar, I am so gonna be Jack Russelling her later"
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a defining characteristic of an individual in high places of leadership. A characteristic of a loving husband that increases longevity and enhances matrimony. A man who sticks to his guns and will always love his family
John Doe: "Mr Smith, that is very Derrek Russell of you!
Mr. Smith (CEO): "Why thank you Joe! I appreciate that compliment!"
Patsy: "WOW Beth your husband is Derrek Russellesque!"
Beth: "I know. . . He knows how to keep it going strong!"
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Any time a person is wronged unexpectedly they are said to have been given a "dusti russell." Basically anything that happens to a person that is considered negative, mean, sneaky, wrong, painful, harmful, callous, dangerous, evil, disgusting, nasty or unpleasant and that occurs when you least expect it, that is when you received a "dusti russell."
Caden says to Cameron, "Man, I was in the zone and totally thought I had the sale, until that lady slipped me the dusti russell."
Earle was just realizing that he had some pain when he urinated. So he asked Mike for some advise and Mike said, "it sounds to me like someone gave you a dusti russell!"
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