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When the girl lays down and puts her ass in the air then the guy puts his dick in her ass and stretches his arms and legs straight out and a third party spins the guy in a circular motion like the blades of a helicopter.
"hey dude I sure would like to give that bitch a rusty helicopter."
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While doing a girl from behind, you smear poop on her nose then proceed to tickle her underarms until she flaps her arms in resistance.
Bro, I totally pulled off the rusty raven last night! Good thing she was ticklish!
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When you are fucking a girl in the back of your mustang and you pull out and she shits all over the back seat.
I was fucking my girlfriend in my mustang and i pulled out and she unloaded a huge steaming pile of shit in the back seat resulting in a Rusty Mustang.
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While having sex with a woman, you take a shit on hamburger bun, melt cheese on it, and feed it to the woman.
I can't believe she ate that rusty patty!
When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.
Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
Doing the nasty with a broad who's currently holding a week old tampon in her snatch.
"Last night was the worst night of my life."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."
When a woman sits on a person's face in the act of cunnilingus, while she is having a heavy menses flow.
I asked her to sit on my face and she gave me a rusty fence!