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A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.
"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"
"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"
"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"
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When a group of rednecks in a chain gang cleaning up some shit see a young male (rarely are females targeted) and surround him slowly pulling out their penises and rapidly swinging them around as they come in closer until the innocent victim cowers and lays on the floor as they stroke and brush his entire body with their ball sacks. Unfortunately it doesn't end there, they begin to brush/stroke as they swing and spin their members swiftly until they ejaculate over the victims body.
1- Stephen has never been the same since the Georgia chain saw incident.
2- No one is ever the same after being Georgia chain sawed.
1- Poor bastard
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1)A terrible, disgusting person that is so bad at Gears of War 3 that he/she should not be aloud to put their grubby,sticky fag fingers on an xbox controller and play any Gears of War Game.
2)That person that uses only the sawed off shotgun in Gears of War 3 and completely believes he/she is "wrecking ass" in a match with 7 kills or more
3)A complete waste of skin
1)Fuck!! that son of a bitch got me with the sawed-off again... what a sawed-off fag
2)Damn this kid is great!(sees he is using only the sawed-off shotgun)... oh wait what a sawed-off fag
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When two men are engaged in the act of docking, then proceed to tit fuck a woman.
This chick was a TOTAL slut, she even let Kelly and me Two-Man Saw her.
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a person who is a mean, stuck up, pompus, jerk. Or someone who is just plain stupid and deserves to be curb stomped.
you ate my fries you autsling saw-face.
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When a fat chick shits herself while wearing a thong thus splitting the turd in half... thus the saw mill.
Rachel tried to make it to the bathroom but left a Mississippi Saw Mill in my hallway!!
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Small dick that blasts off a huge load in installments like a shotgun.
'What was that periodic screaming I heard?'
'Oh, it was a sawed-off shotgun you see...'
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