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A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
BASTARD Simon Cowell
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A movie (based off the book “Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda) that revolves around a closest gay kid in his senior year of high school named Simon Spier (played by Nick Robinson). He starts to secretly chat with another closest gay kid in his school through email, they disguise their identities by using nicknames. Simon’s was “Jacques” and the love interests was “Blue”. Another student at the school finds out about Simons secret and blackmails him and forces Simon to set him up with one of his friends. This is one of the first mainstream LGBTQ+ movies released by a major studio like Fox.
Linda: what LGBT movie is there for us to watch?
Tina: how about Love, Simon?
a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.
person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell
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Used to express general anger, although the word 'Simon' is used to express anger against the Maltese leader of the Nationalist Party, Simon Busuttil. This man is often portrayed as a fucking cunt and a bitch ass motherfucker. 'Foxx is the Maltese equivalent of 'fuck;
However, the term 'Foxx Simon' is generally used to express anger or frustration to everyday situations. Take a look at the examples below.
Ma jridx iqumli zobbi? Foxx Simon! (My dick's gone limp? Fuck Simon!)
Dak il-qahba baghalu ta zobb ta Simon tela fil-gvern? Foxx Simon! (That cunt of a whore of a dick of Simon is now in the Government? Fuck Simon!)
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Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!
"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"
Funny guy too!:
is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.
what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".
what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.
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disgusting.
ew.
yuck.
harryphobic.
louisphobic.
one directionphobic.
if you are cowbell seek help.
human: who are you?
the creature: im simon cowell
human: bye-
Someone who is just there in a group, being only a part of the background as if they were added in later as a filler. They do not do anything aside from following the group and are often treated as they do not exist or was meant to exist. In non-important instances, they become a normal person in the group.
The term originates from the character Clay Simons who is a member of The Lost MC biker gang. He appears as a main character in the 2009 episodic expansion, The Lost and Damned for the 2008 video game Grand Theft Auto 4 and as a minor character in the 2013 video game Grand Theft Auto V.
During the cutscenes of The Lost and Damned, he was obviously added in after they were finished as he rarely has dialogue nor facial animations when he appears and even clips through people or warps through the scene. He furthermore does not interact with anyone and does not contribute anything to the scene or even the overall plot itself. During gameplay he is for the most part a normal person.
Terrence: "Jason is such as introvert"
Angus: "Yeah, He's the Clay Simons of our club"
(Jason blanky acts as if he's having fun as he stands behind a line of people who are laughing)