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Suck My Penis... Simple.
It's a clothing brand. If someone annoys me, but I can't be bothered, I usually point to the back of my shirt with my middle fingers as I walk away... SMP! 🖕
Whatevs... 🖕 *SMP*🖕
Single mom pussy. It's the kind of pussy you get from a land whale with stretch marks. It's well-used and worn out, wrinkled up like a roast beef sandwich. It's alright as long as she bathes. SMP is the standard for desperate, weak men that base their entire self worth around sex, thereby predisposing themselves to slavery, cuckoldry, or pseudo-cuckoldry. Most of these men cannot be helped and are destined to get massively fucked. While not exclusively beta cucks, these men also typically get off on the idea of having to raising other men's children (the more the merrier).
Jack was scratching at the neck as Jenny walked into the 7-11 with her SMP, buried under heaps of tummy rolls.
1. Suck my pussy.
2. Suck my penis
3. Shit my pants
Go SMP before I kick your ass!
A batty boy known for simping.
Could be a garden gnome as well.
He is such a smp for this girl.