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having unprotected sex with a particularly skanky slut you just picked up on a night out, and praying you don't catch any STD's (sexually transmitted diseases) from her.
Dude 1: Man, I fucked a mega hot chick last night.
Dude 2: Woah! did you bag up?
Dude 1: Nah, didn't have any rubbers on me so I was running the STD gauntlet.
Dude 2: You should get yourself checked out dude, you might have AIDS.
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Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook.
Can be used to ascertain the following data:
A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs
A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.
John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?
Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.
John: Can I see her picture?
Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.
John: Nice.
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A sexually transmitted disease that is not important enough to have the "I have an STD" conversation with another person.
Crabs would be a Non Tell STD included while ghonneria is not.
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A fucking splendid hardcore punk band out of the the Chicago suburbs.
Originally called the 'Target Rats', they decided to change their name and asked the crowd at a show for ideas; STD Grab Bag was the one they went with, and have remained since.
ME: Hey Jesus, let's go to the STD Grab Bag show!
JESUS: Fuck yeah!
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any std you get from preforming ass to maof with a skank
I got a skankitus STD when i went ass to maof with my grandpa
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When you mention to a potential sexual partner that you do not have condoms on you, and they reply 'So?!?' without hesitation.
Man I'm waiting to see what I caught from that std grab bag last night. That girl didn't give a damn that I didn't have condoms on me.
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Girls who have STDs
What a stupid MF called me.
“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”
“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”