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someone who hoards wealth, Sam is constantly collecting gold and gems and jewels. if you see Sam away from his lair RUN before he steals your money and adds it to his pile of wealth.
guy 1: hey Sam can I borrow some cash I'm gonna get evicted
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*
A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."
I wish i could swing a bat like sam
The most sweet, considerate, and caring guy you have ever met. He treats the people he cares about like gold. He's completely selfless, and so so giving. He's a ray of sunshine and lights up the room with his warm aura. You couldn't imagine a more perfect person to spend the rest of your life with. Husband material, always.
Sam is SO sweet. I can't believe he's actually real!
Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)
On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.
Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
Sam is that dude who creeps you out at first and you think that he’s going to just be a self involve jerk. But he’s not. He’s an amazing person and yeah he makes a lot of dirty jokes but he is great at giving advice and is in your corner if you need it. He has amazing corny pickup lines and he is a great friend. If you ever get a chance to be friends with a Sam you should take that offer bc he is a great person and friend. Also even though people call him a player he isn’t bc they weren’t real relationships!
Can we talk about how much of a “player” Sam is??🤣
Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.
Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro
My best friend in the whole world. Funny and Smart, he has the best advice and support to lift you up. Great listener and perfect person to high key do a mission with. Sam is always there for you even though he will mention his own views on situations but the support is immerse. When determined he is unstoppable!
“Gotta love a Sam.”
“Sam got bitches.”