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San Diego

A whale’s vagina.

Everyone wants to come to San Diego.

by Yhandi December 22, 2018


San Diego

A whales vagina

The Germans originally discover the land and named it San Diego. Which of course translates to “a whales vagina”.

by Big boiiiiiii July 27, 2018


San Diego Santa Clause

When you jizz on her face to make a beard and then say “Ho Ho Ho

I messed up and gave my girl a San Diego Santa Clause. She was pissed

by ScumbagsAnonymous January 31, 2021


San Diego Vaccum

Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq

When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.

by notskittles May 27, 2014


San Diego Swerve

When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.

Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).

Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?

by niktereuto September 27, 2018


San Diego welcome

To kiss someone while they are sitting on a toilet and taking a poop.

Sarah suprised me with a San Diego welcome on our anniversary.

by DudeMacDudeington June 22, 2022


San Diego plateau

The female reproductive organ that has been infected with a virus.

The gynecologist said "ma'am you have a San Diego Plateau between your legs and we need to amputate."

by TRUNDEL THE GREAT November 11, 2017