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When there's no food left in the fridge, you're in-between paychecks, and you've got to eat something. A staple of the poverty-stricken masses of America
I spent the last of my paycheck getting food for the kids, so now I'm eating mustard sandwiches.
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When a non red headed or non ginger person has a threeway with two ginger or red headed people.
Pat: Did you hear what Sheila did?
Jon: No, what?
Pat: She had a gingerbread sandwich with those redheaded twin brothers!
Jon: What a slut!
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Recipe:
Toast two eggo waffles
Put Nutella on one eggo
Peanut Butter on the other eggo.
Mush them together, put Maple syrup in between
the slices.
Eat.
I just ate the shit out of that Heaven Sandwich.
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The living embodiment of a cunt. A female regardless of age who continues to show lack of remorse for outlandish behavior or terrible attitude. Sexual acts in a dishonest way towards a boyfriend or significant other also play into the equation.
Cunt sandwich:blah blah! Fuck u that’s why I cheated on you u ugly fuck
Baffled individual:wow your being a real cunt sandwich. Smh
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A Sandusky Sandwich is a sausage stuffed into a small bun
In locker room showers, you may find the Sandusky Sandwich. Watch Yourself!
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Guy 1: So i hear you got yourself a sandwich maker.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's awesome
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When you lay on top of one Polish girl while another Polish girl lays on top of you. My dad joked around with me because I am really good friends with Polish twins and he said I made "Dabrowski Sandwiches" with them.
That Dabrowski Sandwich last night made me feel like a fucking kielbasa.
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