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Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018


Sausage bucket

The act of inserting 3 penises into a vagina or anus.

That ho received a sausage bucket last night.

by T LO June 25, 2012


Vintage Sausage

Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.

"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"

by muddledaction September 25, 2012


Cocktail sausage

Someone who’s penis resembles a cocktail sausage. Very common in Teens

Did u see his cocktail sausage

by Skinny of the legends May 08, 2020


Sausage Clamp

One would define a sausage clamp as when one's penis (or other phallus shaped object) becomes stuck/lodged in another's orifice, particularly so, when a couple/group has had a considerably vigorous session.

"Oh my god, it was so tight, it definitely sausage clamped me!"

"That cherry pie sausage clamped me."

"I was stuck there for hours, it was such a sausage clamp."

"I've never felt a vacuum like it this is the worst sausage clamp I've ever had"

"OMG she gives a sausage clamp like no other"

by The Bosmeister December 28, 2013


sausage sanga

aussie slang for a sausage in bread

"I just went to Bunnings didn't go in just got me a sausage sanga"

"you comin' round s'arvo for a cold one and a sausage sanga"

by aussieslytherin05 November 24, 2018


Sausage Portal

A term you give to someone you dislike; normally insinuating that they are a homosexual.

Dude you are such a sausage portal.

by Kyle Rokehh January 11, 2011