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..why would you tell me that, this isnt google, THIS ISNT GOOGLE, THIS IS A PEPPERMINT-
Why would you tell me "I get scared by mirrors"-
When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
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medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
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I'm afraid of any feeling that making me Sad and that's why I Scared Of Sad Feelings. its enough now I'm done with that Feeling, and now I scared Of Sad Feelings
I'm Not Going in any relation cause I Scared Of Sad Feelings
When someone tries to scare you to do something
Person 1 : If you keep smoking you'll get cancer and die
Person 2 : I dont want any of your scooby doo scare tactics. Shut the hell up.
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Man, did you see Josh Hawley run? Talk about a piece of shit scared shitless!
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To go trolling for sex, usualy on the internet or people you never talk to on the contact list on your phone.
"Man, I am so horney, I need to go scare up some ass!"
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