Scat zoot

A joint made by scraping your grinder and using little tiny bits of weed you have left

I smoked all my weed, time for a scat zoot

scat-katin

As one so innocently stoned receives the pipe and begins talking to the group, he slows down the process of getting high. His talking and stopping of the smoking module creates a diversion to get the group talking. This process is known as scat-katin.

Man 1: man I was so close to pulling an angry dragon on this MILF when all of a sudden I...
Man 2: woah woah woah man you're scat-katin man dont slow the process.

Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

scat head

To have shit for brains

Dion was a scat head

Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

velo scat

The accumulation of road grime or mud up ones back while riding a bicycle in wet weather.

Dude! you should get some fenders, you're covered in velo scat

liquid scat

The hip new craze that all the kids ar going mad for. Involves taking a whole packet of laxitives to get liquid scat more like thick chocolate milkshake, for sexual activities.

I've had a whole packet of laxitives, I hope I can hold the liquid scat in until I get to Scatsta, then the fun will begin!!!

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