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A gay, long way of saying the ISSE...
Example One:
Idiot Fucktard: "I'm so excited, I'm going to the International Secondary School Eindhoven now!!"
Stoner: "Shut the FUCK up you STUPID fuck!! its called the fucking ISSE!!!"
Idiot Fucktard: -runs away crying-
Stoner: -laughs, rolls a joint and smokes some edu-
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Mkay, so basically, Turner Fenton Secondary School (TFSS) is like the hugest school ever in the Peel District School Board. It's famous for its IB program, CultureFest and TrojanFest.
Apparently, graduates are known to attend those reputable colleges/universities. (like McGill and whatever)
It is populated by a LOT of brown kids (no wonder the cafs sell curry so often!), and the occasional white and black wannabe gangstas. Oh yeah, and those random asian kids too.
The computers suck ****. Don't even get me started about that dinky little library that's always crowded (the first school ever where kids actually READ!!!!)
"Turner Fenton Secondary School operates under the Peel District School Board, and is credited as one of the highest funded schools in Ontario, with an endowment of $1.4 million." - Wikipedia (that's for all the kids who say that TFSS is poor)
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yoshi from christ church secondary school had sex with that girl from sparkle thoughts
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A school located at the side of a hill in a peaceful neighbourhood, which was the saviour of our ah ma and ah pa when they kena flood long time ago.
Students: they are gay, horny and rowdy. They jokingly make racist and sexist insults at one another, and can be characterised base on the stream they take
High-end express: Materialistic studious students made up of mostly two-faced prefects who look down upon their NA/NT peers. Fights rarely occur here
Low-end express: They are like the high-end express students but they are just dumber and less studious. They very much hate on most of their subject teachers. However they form ties with the NA students but still hate their NT peers. Fights rarely occur here
NA: They are the ones who form connections with all streams and generally the most chillax stream out of the three. Most if not all of them has parental issues. Fights don’t really occur here
NT: Most looked down upon stream by even the teachers. They are quite relaxed and calm with their peers but stubborn and truant towards their teachers. Make up for atleast half the population during detention. Fights occur but is uncommon
“Up and On” really serves no meaning, sounds like just another phrase for ‘popping a boner’
Teacher: DON’T TOUCH ME
Student: Eh you watch ur mouth lah
Teacher: YOU TOUCH ME
Student: EH, I’LL END UR LIFE RITE NEOW MAN
Said by an egotistical bitch from St Andrews Secondary School
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Peepee poopoo educational institution built upon a dog shit budget. You will literally find cum on the floor and ceilings and upperclassmen fucking in the canteen. Soap dispensers in the all boys toilet are always filled with piss thanks to the tradition started by Caleb of class 2018. However, it still remains the Raffles Institution of the west.
Bro,after PSLE you want go where ah?
I want go Chua Chu Kang Secondary School and fuck your mother.
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very good on spending money on useless things, if u go to the GO can see very nice fish tank but go to the canteen can see student’s throwing chair and shit. very nice classroom but the toilets damn creepy. go alone always got one cubicle locked up, dont know why. students say its haunted.
discipline wise to win the special seat in detention just come to school 1-2 min late then stand outside at the school entrance do national anthem. not only that detention not enough for them, want u suffer, take away ur phone/ ezlink.
we dont even have our own school field, during pe always got some old uncle running on the pavement, doing excercise, very budget liao
school attire is the BIGGEST issue actually, who the hell decides to put some out of fashion design for pe, material also DAMN HOT no matter what. uniform, uncomfortable. thats it. both also slightly see through walaowey.
positive side is the canteen vendors, so kind so sweet. thats it.
Student 1: Eh walao why this chair even worse than hawker centre
Student 2: Welcome to Gan Eng Seng Secondary School
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A school located in the central area , having to compete with schools such as RI and CHS.
The rate of students going into that school is so low that the school has an affiliation of 200 points (20 for the new psle scoring system) in order to make sure every class has 30 students at least.
The students there are very friendly and caring, there are totally no mischievous people who jailbreak school pdlps or break classroom appliances.
Most of the teachers there are very friendly and caring, but some really cannot teach.For example,one of the teachers doesn't know how to write a capital Q properly while the other teaches mother tongue but uses English and talks about irrelevant stuff during lesson. Some are bias as well, some perverted.
The cca choices subject combinations are so limited that it is really called the budget school.
Kuo chuan Presbyterian Secondary school is a very good school inside out, or so I've heard. It is also the heart of our community.