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High and Seek

The act of scrambling through your house looking for keys, wallet, and other essentials that were misplaced the previous evening while you were next-level lit.

I was way late for work this morning. I played high and seek for thirty minutes until I finally found my cell phone.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama November 1, 2017


Elephant Bukkake hide and seek

During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.

He was drenched in buckets of elephant semen during an elephant bukkake hide and seek.

by Smells like trout July 8, 2024


Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by <LeIgHthaL> December 31, 2022


Attention seeking

Someone that hates being alone or unnoticed/invisible.

The attention seeking girl had convinced numerous people in town (especially authority figures such as police, her mother, or peers that she could benefit from) that they needed her around, so they continued to protect her without really knowing why. They had lives to get back to, since not everything was about her all the time.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021


Attention seeking

Someone who has too much time on their hands so they decide to talk about them or do dumb shit to get people to look at them or talk about them, usually named Kiever, typically with 0-2 friends. They are willing to do everything for attention, like ruin friendships, spread rumors, start tantrums, post depressing Instagram stories and Tiktoks, etc.

These attention seekers are normally fat, hoeless, hideous, antisocial fatherless children.

Person 1: Kiever is soy annoying, he always wants to start problems.
Person 2: Ikr, he's always Attention seeking.

by Loco9888 November 28, 2021


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by eva1 August 16, 2016


vehicle hide and seek

Large scale hide and seek but with vehicles and the whole city is the boundary

"We should play some vehicle hide and seek tonight"

by Munrokr May 26, 2014