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A man who has balls but no dick.
Carlos can't fuck Carlita because hes just a semen tank.
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when you get testicular cancer and you're told not to have sex because you semen is radioactive.
mann i cant sleep with Molly tonight cuz i got radioactive semen.
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someone so obsessed with men and their orgasm that they arent satisfied until they cum.
def. 2 a woman so hell bent on gettin pregnant that she pokes holes in a condon to insure pregnancy.
Jeff was so tired but Helen was such a semen stealer that she didnt care.
Ex. 2. Helen wanted to keep Jeff so bad that she became a semen steeler to trap him.
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When you ejaculate and pinch the tip of your (or anothers) penis and the semen travels back to the testicles. That semen is now trained in the art ejaculation combat.
Do you want me to use the normal semen or veteran semen
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Yo Tyrone pumped a lot of his gorilla semen into Trisha
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v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."
Kim gave Dorian a semen sanchez last week and he got pissed.
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A Seminic Influx is an easy, and affordable way of burning stomach fat. It has been scientifically proven that a Male's Semen is very high in anti-oxidants and would serve as a fat burning substance if consumed at least once every two weeks. The reason for this is because if it is not digested every two weeks, your body will lose its tolerance for it and it will become harder to break down inside of your stomach. In other words, if it is not consumed on a two week basis, your stomach mucles will lose all ability to use enzymes to break the Semen down, and form it into a fat burning substance. Subsequently, by a woman or a male, digesting a mans Semen every two weeks, the Semen will begin to burn the intaking partners stomach fat.
If a woman is hypothetically dating or engaged or married to man, and they are at a point where physical activities are no longer awkward, and the woman wants to lose weight; peforming oral sex on her male partner once every two weeks will enable her to burn stomach fat extremely easily. This is the whole idea of the Semenic Influx diet.
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