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National kiss your BOYFRIEND day
Bf:hey how are u
Gf.can i give u a kiss
Bf:yah. Is today September 7?
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The most gorgeous beautiful human being to walk earth she’s a bad bitch and cares about others before herself she always smiles beautifully and is really goofy and funny if u meet someone born on this day don’t loose them
Random kid :Have u met a september 9th gurl
Me:nah why should I ?
Kid:there every thing u want fine asf and nice and I heard if u get really close with them they’re freaky
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The day the boys raid Area 51.
P1: What are you doing on September 20th?
P2: Nothing involving a government facility.
P1: What type of answer is that? This is why no one talks to you Carl
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The day the sexy motherfuckers are born but they still get no girls they are left alone at night contemplating if the person they like likes them and makes every scenario in there head and go to sleep sad
Fuck
September 30 is the day the sexy bitches are birthed
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You’re husband material and boyfriend material and you’re hot but manipulative and no one realises. You have a 10 inch dick
He’s born September 6th
Aw shit you know what that means, he has a big...
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The day Louis Tomlinson got married to Harry Styles.
“Did you hear about September 28th?” Yes, Louis and Harry got married!”
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September 9th is the most common birthday in the world, and also Adam Sandler’s birthday!
“Hey what’s the most common birthday?”
“September 9th!”
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