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A prideful male nudist with a large ego on the inside, wich means it's package is prolly small.
It always thinks its self right, and makes the other guilty. Has a quick temper and gets raged at little things.
Known to be pretty careless or heartless. Example is it doesn't give a shit if it makes you cry or not. It'll choose a video game over a crying friend, it's been proved.
Beware, it's also an indian giver an isn't afraid to steal back gifts or keep your belongings you leave at it' house. This kind of behavior is frowned apon by most.
It also likes to be referred to as a girl, and wants to become a girl, but finds vagines disgusting. Wich makes it all the much funnier because tits don't make you a girl. You got to get it all, jerk.
If you fear acne that looks like large lava rocks growing on someone, this person isn't for you.
If you fear getting lied to, or your heart broken, this person also isn't for you.
Loyalty isn't a possibility to this type of person.
They'll most likely get tired of you an forget you compeltely.
If you want a decent lover or friend, avoid a Shadow Drakken at all costs!
To look for an available parking spot with a parking meter that still has parking credits that someone else paid for.
I never need to keep quarters in my car because I always shadow park.
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He's that edgy guy from sonic. He came to fruition in Sonic Adventure 2. The black hedgehog is "the ultimate life form" the reason eggman blew up the moon.
eggman: I have an announcement to make! Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his quilly hedgehog dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G.
And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a call-out post on my twitter.com, "Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small ass dick! its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!" And guess what? This is what my dong looks like! *BWOOOOSHHH* THATS RIGHT BABY! AAALLL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS! LOOK AT THAT! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUcK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY S U P E R - L A S E R - P I S S! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go HIGHER! I'm pissing on THE MOON!!!!!11!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE M O O N, YOU IDIOT ! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROP-O-LITS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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A black man who's skin tone is so dark that it is practically impossible to differentiate him from the shadows. He has the ability to recede into obscurity and disappear into his own dimension. Since he is a shadow master, it is impossible to say if he is following his shadow or if his shadow is following him, if he even possesses a shadow. At night, there is no discernible way or method to follow a shadow master, and the only way to detect him is by his smile, if he takes good care of his ivory teeth. They normally travel in small packs, and they have formed a sort of brotherhood throughout the centuries, having all originated from the same tribe. They are easily noticeable in contrast with other black males, which have not quite reached and probably never will reach this level of mastery of melanin. Everyone has at least once in their lives been in the presence of a shadow master, and you can feel the extreme levels of darkness radiating from their body. When engaged in a social situation with a shadow master, it is wise to be gracious and accept their differences, even though the initial shock might cause a little tension during the opening words of the conversation. Despite their sometimes terrifying appearance, they are generally quite friendly and will gradually enlighten their skin tone, even though it is just a bit. This process happens to reassure the other that he shall not be dragged into the infinite darkness of a shadow master's realm. Don not fuck with them.
Tips: Do not push a shadow master's patience too far, and do not attempt to become his friend, as their groups are very closed and reclusive. To enter a shadow master's tribe, he must choose you. And deep in your heart, no matter how much he may seem to finally accept you, you will never be a shadow master.
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Here are the 3 types of Shadow people.
Types:
Category 1
This category falls into drugs use, seizures, and other mental issues. This category covers a very vast description and is known to have descriptions that may or may not match what others describe in category 2 and 3. Category 1 actually may not be considered shadow people at all due to the non consistancy in the descriptions.
Category 2
This category falls more into the ghost and spirit category. The descriptions in this category are as follows: non human shaped shadows or masses of human shaped shadow people in one place, insect shadows, animal shadow people, and women shadow people. These are mostly see thru shadows. Category 2 shadow people tend to be drawn more to a location than a person. It is common for this category to actually try and not become seen. Light may affect this group.
Category 3
This category does not fall into the ghost or Spirit category. This category has only 2 types of shadow people, One tall shadow man and several small hooded "twin" style shadow people. These are usually seen non see thru however they may be see thru. This category is more drawn to a person rather than a place, this category may actually be drawn to a certain spirit or ghost as well as humans. This category tends to not care about being seen. Light has no effect on this group.
Types:
Category 1
This category falls into drugs use, seizures, and other mental issues. This category covers a very vast description and is known to have descriptions that may or may not match what others describe in category 2 and 3. Category 1 actually may not be considered shadow people at all due to the non consistancy in the descriptions.
Category 2
This category falls more into the ghost and spirit category. The descriptions in this category are as follows: non human shaped shadows or masses of human shaped shadow people in one place, insect shadows, animal shadow people, and women shadow people. These are mostly see thru shadows. Category 2 shadow people tend to be drawn more to a location than a person. It is common for this category to actually try and not become seen. Light may affect this group.
Category 3
This category does not fall into the ghost or Spirit category. This category has only 2 types of shadow people, One tall shadow man and several small hooded "twin" style shadow people. These are usually seen non see thru however they may be see thru. This category is more drawn to a person rather than a place, this category may actually be drawn to a certain spirit or ghost as well as humans. This category tends to not care about being seen. Light has no effect on this group.
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Excellent thrash metal band out of Massachusetts who did nothing but TOUR, TOUR, TOUR to get their name out there. A Shadows Fall show is never boring; frontman Brian Fair can never seem to stay in one place on stage. Just watch out for the massive dreadlocks.
JASON BITTNER (drummer) is a GOD...does double bass faster than most people could ever dream of.
The new album, The War Within, is excellent...as are the other ones.
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A very in your face metal band from Massachussetts. I have seen them live many times and they are just amazing. They have some of the greatest solos and instrumentals I've heard in a long time. They have one flaw though. The vocalist(Brian Fair) sounds like he is trying way to hard and it does not sound natural. But besides that they kick fucking ass.
My favorite song by Shadows fall is "Stepping outside the Circle." It has one of the best solos I ever heard.
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