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When the knees are sore, swollen, in pain or have friction burn from having vigorous sex on a carpeted floor or rug. The heavier the carpet shag the worse the condition.
Wow girl. What’s with your knees? Looks like you fell off a bicycle. Naaahhh. I got fucked six ways to Sunday’s last night on the living room rug. Just a bad case of shag knees.
A cap that will on sit upon the head of those who are not virgins or those who are secret freaks
Literally means sex with sheep
Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!
A groovy dude who doesn't need nice clothes or nice things to be attractive. Usually wearing rags and unshaved. Always throwing out positive vibes while giving you the wink.
My buddy John may be dirty and broke but he's still a total shag daddy.
One the best webcomics, if not the best webcomic, out there. Starts out as a shitpost then progresses into an actual comic with an actual plot. Reimagines children cartoons and does a good job of doing it!
"Do you read Scoob and Shag?" "No." "Get out of my sight you disgusting human being."
Some one who is worth getting in bed with. Fuckable. Male or female. If a male is Shag-a-rific, they most likely have a large 'love loaf'. Once you have them in bed, they are guaranteed to be absolutely amazing and have a great 'shag'.
Girl- Do you see that guy over there? He is definitely Shag-a-rific!
Friend- DAMN! I agree, I bet he also has an amazing Love Loaf. *wink.wink.*
Something that you say when you’ve been deprived of so much sleep and touch that you can’t make sense of any words to say
Pronounced: Shag Rah-goo
Idk dude… I’m just feeling Shag Ragoo rn