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The Bard shaker, Give me the Bard shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Bard ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. It look good bro?
A vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves. vibrator, battery operated boyfriend, vibration-intensive companion, dildo, Hitachi, clitoris, vagina, orgasm
My clam shaker was out of batteries, so Friday night was a bust.
When a female fingers a male's anus as if she were breaking apart salt in a salt shaker
Joe: Bro she took me back and gave me a New Orleans Salt Shaker
Matt: Joe, that's not something you brag about...
gangs of mean girls with bad highlights
“Do you like my highlights?” “Sure, do you go to shaker middle school?” “yeah how did you know?” “no reason…”
a school where kids are judged of looking a certain way, acting a certain way, having mental illnesses and are told to kill themselves. a school where the popular think they are privileged and the whole administration treats them as so too. a school where the popular kids get always with everything. a school where the “non-popular” kids are mistreated by the kids and administrators. a school where kids are told to kill themselves and come pretty close to too, then get made fun of for it. a school that literally does nothing to protect the kids and only care about money
“im being threated”
“okay we will talk to those kids”
3 weeks later
“mom the school didn’t do anything”
“of course they didn’t it’s shaker jr high, why would they”
A raggedy ass car.
I'm bout ready to get rid of this shit shaker. I can't get no women driving this!