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1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth
2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children
Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.
Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids
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The plural of zhongli from genshin impact.
The plural is actually "those who share the memory"
Source i'm mihoyo (trust me)
Person A: Look theres a group of Zhonglis there. What do you call them again?
Person B: They're called those who share the memory.
A group of dedicated individuals that fight against hunger
They just went all South Coast Food Share in that community!
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The rare instance when a person shares a bite of food with another person; preferably a co-worker for maximum awkwardness. However, in order for this to be categorized as a "Food Share Makeout", the lips of both subjects must come in contact with the same article of food.
Protagonist: Leslie, you totally need to try this cookie, it's amazing!
Leslie: Wow that looks so good, break me off a piece!
Antagonist: OMG I'm totally gonna tell everyone you two just made out in the coffee room!!
Protagonist: Umm, no we did not, it was just a Food Share Makeout, duh!
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A book on sharing by NFL player Terrel Owens. Which is ironic because T.O. never learned how to share.
T.O. wrote a book called little T learns to share.
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Someone who remembers drinking Osmanthus wine with Zhongli. As Zhongli is over 6000 years old, the only one currently alive who shares the memory is Venti. But Zhongli refuses to accept that, because Venti is a drunkard (despite the fact that Zhongli keeps talking about Osmanthus wine)
Zhongli: Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember. But where are those who share the memory?
Venti: I'm right here!
Zhongli: Not you.
The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.
“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”
“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”