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when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off
Man I went to the hospital and I shart myself in the emergency room
blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere
To shart is an act of pooping and farting, usually the mixture coming out of your gluteus maximus area of muscle, this can be quite embarrasing when done in public and usually happens after injesting mc donalds or taco bell
Axel: mhmmm.. i dont feel so good after that taco bell
Annie: just take some pepto bismol
Axel: *sharts
Anna: ew...
A fart that unexpectedly turns into a shit when fully clothed.
Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.