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Sex on a shelf or "shelf sex" tends to be a guy-girl pairing in a sort of FWB relationship. In this case, the guy can hit up the girl any time and she is always there for sexual activity. Basically the best thing for any horny guy. Similar to a booty call.
Jessica said that her and Michael were friends with benefits, but she was just sex on a shelf to Michael. It was basically all about him.
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when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.
Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery
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Used as an insult to highlight one's lack of height and the crappiness of one's job. They would be a shelf stacker but they cannot reach and just knock things of instead. Hence the name "Shelf Wobbler".
That Richard Evans is a right shelf wobbler! I don't know how he's got a mechanics apprentiship for less than £1 an hour. Ha Ha Ha!
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A term used to emphasise how good something is or how much it was enjoyed.
"Yeah, that's top shelf stuff. Fantastic"
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A women's ass (usually black women) who's top of the ass cheek is so big it can be used as a shelf.
Damn that bitches shelf-ass is so big it could be used as a table top cup holder.
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Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style
After I moved the elf on a shelf I gave the missus shelf on an elf
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A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.
Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
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