Lee Shell

Jumping on the cock of whatever sports team is winning at the time.

Lee Shell: I Love the Atlanta Braves.

(BRAVES LOSE)

(Reds Lose)

Lee Shell: I Love the Cincinnati Reds

(Giants win the world series)

Lee: OMFG I LOVE THE GIANTS, Giants fan FOR LIFE!

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pop shell

Shooting

12 in the morning pop shells for a living

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Shell Shanked

To be stabbed by another peer with a sharp object like a pencil tip and then once stabbed, the victim yells "IVE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" and the game keeps going on until the final person doesn't say the shell shanked term. More fun with redneck players

A: "Stabs B with pencil led"
B: "I'VE BEEN SHELL SHANKED" I AM IT NOW

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shell casing

Condom wrappers

Q. "Where'd you put the shell casing?"

A. "Lol, you me to put it in your bag and I cracked up and did it."

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Shell Crack

When swimming in an ocean or a body of water with shells in it, you go to change out of your swimming suit and shells pour all over the floor and are stuck up in your ass.

After I swam in the Atlantic Ocean, I went home to take a shower and I had some serious Shell Crack!

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shell toes

adidas shoes

I got shell toes on I don't wear them Tims ~Knoc-Turn'Al~

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Smell shell

the crust covering a pavement placed dog turd. When stood upon the shell is broken and the smell is released

"I stood on that barkers egg and broke the smell shell, it's bouffin"

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