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used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.
shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel
An erect penis that digs into the pleasure regions.
Since they had been flirting online for hours, Alex knew that it was time for him to do some digging with his shovel of sin when he final met Mona.
NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.
VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)
Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"
Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.
A shovel pic is when a girl (or boy) tapes thumbtacks or other items to a shovel and shoves it up either their vagina or asshole. It is not a very popular practice, but it is commonly used amongst machocists.
Guy: "Yo bitch, send a shovel pic real quick ;)"
Girl: "kk bb ;3"
in snowy climates, (such as New England) the process or act of snow shoveling large amts. of snow, ice, & dirt from around and on your car & driveway in order to get your car out of it's snow entraction (usually done in order to get to/from place of business)
i was late to work b'c i was shoveling out from last night's snow storm
The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.
Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?
a sentence said by the internet funny man know as soundsmorf
soundsmith: hey guys im buying duped shovels send me a trade offer