A friend that you don’t want others to know is a friend. Much like a side chick.
Arnie I’m sorry you can’t come to the movies with Ken and I. He is a real pal and you’re just a side pal. He might not want to hang if he knows we are friends.
The tramp a guy hangs out with but never tells his wife about. Usually a Jessica, Kristin or Danielle.
His Side Slut Jessica threw him a huge birthday party but never invited his wife.
When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"
Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange
Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!
1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and round, like a burrito.
"I'll have a chicken parm, with a side burrito please."
"I hope my wife doesn't find out about my side burrito."
It's a vagina on the side, a side piece of puss, a girl on the side.
Man, my wife won't give it up so I'm seeing my side v tonight and getting some ass.
Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.
Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.
A google search that is in no way related to the main conversation or task.
Likely to occur in highly distractible individuals. Often utilized for the purpose of procrastinating.
Person 1: "I just learned that tortoises smell with their throats."
Person 2: "I thought you were working on your math assignment...?"
Person 1: "I am. I just did a quick side google about tortoises."