Single life

1. A term commonly used by skanks,
Expressing love of single life, because they can't keep a relationship for any longer than a week.

2. Someone that has just emerged from a long-term relationship and is trying to show their ex they're doing better than them.

3. There's a certain breed of people that just care for relationship "the lucky ones".

1. Girl: I love him so much, happiest week of my life!! -2 days later-Getting drunk with my girls Single life

2. Guy1: hey Guy2, I'm loving the freedom of single life no nagging, beers in bed, dinner on the tollet. Its great.

3. Guy: What ever happened to Julie?
Guy2: Ehh didn't workout ay

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Big Single

When you have no boo jaunt so your alone.

Effie: I need a boo to love! I’m so lonley!
Dan: Yup I get you i’m also boo less

Effie: Damn we are both big singles!

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single date

A person that can't find a date and then takes themselves to the places they would have taken their date on (a movie for one, a dinner for one etc...). A romantic scenario for just one person. aka self date....

Guy 1: Bro, this chick bailed on me and I'm already at the dinner place.

Guy 2: Just do what I do, and go on a single date. That way you get to home and score!

Guy 1: Nice!!!

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Single Pringle

A single male or female.

Bruh, she a single pringle. I'm going to hook you up with her .

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50% single

If you say you are 50 percent single it means that you and a member of the opposite sex have agreed that you like each other but you are not going out.

Joe: I really like you..
Natalia: I really like you too
Natalia: but i dont think we should go out...
Joe: me nither...we could be 50% single
Natalia: yeaa

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Single Pringle

Being single when all ur friends have a male/female love interest. And sitting there with your friends when there with there love interest, and basically being a third-wheel. And loving pringles.

My Friend - *has bf*
Me- *being a single pringle*

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Jingle Single

Coin money that adds up to one dollar. the term is used when one needs change for a vending machine. Can also be used when one uses excessive coins to make a purchase for lack of paper money.

Do you have a jingle single? I want a bag of chips out of the machine.

Sorry about the jingle singles. I thought I had a five dollar bill in my wallet.

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