Sir Douchbag

Someone who hits on you after his date goes to the bathroom.

That Sir Douchbag asked me to add him on Snapchat while his date was in the bathroom.

sir tomoth

Someone who loves cock

Friend one: "how was the party "
Friend two : "amazing , bumped into a Sir Tomoth"

Sir E'coup

N. A Latvi-an. Usually very fond of delivery personnel or public vehicle musicians and establishes mutual trust and friendship with them. A BFF of Sir Pile Up. An expert judge on bunions.

Sir E'coup shrieks at the sight of bunions and called his BFF exclaiming "Uy puta pare ano yan?!"

sir buns

Austin Compton

Good morning sir buns, hope you have a good day.

Sir Ethan

A hot,loyal, smexy man you meet on Natural Disaster Survival in Roblox.

“Sir Ethan I won’t leave you, I will stand on your head and stay there until you die”

Sir Lancelot

A woman's period.

I would fuck you, but Sir Lancelot has arrived.

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sir spam

One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.

First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

Sir spam: there be spam at this port?

First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.

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