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Another way to fuck somebody's pretty face up.
That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.
So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one
My skateboard broke
Duh cuz it was 1$
"Hey bro you got a skateboard I can use real quick?"
For what?
I need to weight some stamps.
The worst fucking skateboards ever.
Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys
when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard
Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?
Brian: i Fell off a skateboard
Friend: dam thats crazy
2 couples have sex
a foursome with 2 couples
two couples had sex with each other...
They were skateboarding that night
You skate,doesn't mean you are cool.And the first thing don't think you're cool,you're not.SKATEBOARDING AND SKIING DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON.
Jao pa znas skijanje i skateboarding je isto JEBEM VAM SVE ZIVO NIJE.