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When two guys (particularly both in a cis relationship) abandon their girlfriends all summer to get down and freaky like two humpback whales.
"we wuz only skateboarding all summer... she don't even like skateboarding smh"
The absolute peak of sports. A renowned sport involving a board and yourself. It is all about meticulous timing, consistency and an abundance of practice. It is shown to have an incredible skill ceiling and shows off your style. It is built up by a huge and amazing community and is incredibly enjoyable. It consists of a plethora of tricks for you hit some sick lines. It is incredibly rewarding and is improved with lots of patience and practice. The precision involved is almost inconceivable. It gives many people a reason to go outside and have an infinite amount of fun. It fills people with creativity and import skills like quick reaction times and insane precision. I highly recommend it to you. Have fun.
“Yo bro, wanna go skateboarding?
skateboarding is something people have a passion for and is a rare talent and not many people like it but its the greatest thing to exist and is very fun time consuming takes practice the best thing i personnaly enjoy in life
skateboarding being defined
It’s something where old people try to ride to teach they but fall instead.
Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee
Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!
That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg
a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth
oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*
Damn i wish that bitch had perky titties, but no she has skateboards
Another way to fuck somebody's pretty face up.
That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.