A snarf is a pervert that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.
He's disgusting, he's a snarf.
To drink liquid then laugh so that the liquid comes out of the nose.
Bob said something really funny while Joe took a drink of his beer, and Joe snarfed.
a sneeze, fart, and cough all at once
Oh no! I think I’m about to snarf!! *proceeds to snarf* Awe man i snarfed.
Verb: To Sneeze, fart and follow through with a bit of poo (only a little though), all simultaneously.
Damn bro, this cold i've got has just made me snarf :( :(
Hey man, remember that one time <insert name here> snarfed at the Christmas party #classic.
The act of sneezing that results in a fart. May also result in anal leakage.
My allergies have been kickin my ass, literally. I have snarfed 3 times today! Luckily I brought a change of clothes today.
When a smell is so bad that it makes you want to barf out of your nose.
Person 1: Eww who farted?? I'm going to snarf!