Dropping the Soap

why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.

awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!

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after soap

the soap left on your teeth after your crazy ass grandma washes your mouth out with it.

Lauren: Grandma washed my mouth out four days ago and i still got after soap up in there

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soap dodger

hippies or those who have dreadlocks, live on small islands, treeplanters and patchouli oil users that do not shower or continue to be unhygienec

hey tree planter, you have been on hands and knees in the dirt, its day 4, patchouli is fucking gross, stop being a soap dodger and have a shower, for fuck sakes

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soap shop

A place where women rub female customers until they ejaculate

Guy 1 : Oh snap i forgot my soap at the soap shop
Guy 2 speaks quietly : Why would you even want to bring your semen with you?
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : What?

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soap the dwarves

"soaping the dwarves"
to perform a tit-wank whilst said mameries are soaped up. the dwarves refer to the breasts

"oh my god, last night she asked me to soap the dwarves. we were going for so long they were red for hours!"

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secondhand soap

when two or more people are washing their hands at one sink, those not at the top of the water use the runoff water from the highest pair of hands.

Dan: dude you're hoggin the whole sink, I'm tryna wash up here too.
Joel: Just use my secondhand soap, bruh.

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soap-gasm

A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.

Sometimes I give myself a soap-gasm when I shower!

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