A brand of sour candy that does not suck. The flavors do not suck, the branding does not suck, the level of sour does not suck. The only thing that sucks is not having more Sour Strips
"wow these Sour Strips are actually sour. I really want more inside my mouth hole."
Getting a Blow Job after not showering for at least 2 weeks.
"Dude, this chick totally threw up after I gave her a Sour Monkey!"
Girl sucks penis first to get it wet, then sticks it in sour gummy worm bag and then sucks to completion
Hey girl, I just bought some sour gummy worms, you want some sour beefy?
When a man coats his penis in tempered chocolate, and while it’s is still warm, add sour candies of choice and let harden. Then stick it in her pussy and then make her eat it off after. And have her tell her friends about your sour logs.
Girl I was out with my guy last night and he gave me THE BEST sour log of my life.
When you put lemon juice on your pubes and then someone eats you out
Trisha put lemon juice on her pubes so that Calvin could eat her Sour Patch.
When your having sex with a girl on CINCO DE MAYO, and she asks you to cum In her hat...and you do...But you through it in the corner and frget about it....few days later the ( Sour SOMBRERO) ...!!!
Man she told me to give her a SOUR SOMBRERO...but she didn't have a hat....I did it anyway...also known as the crown o cream....
A vagina that is hot , sweaty, and smells like tuna.
I was met up with my girlfriend after work yesterday and she made me have a sour flower! I rushed home and brushed my tounge to get rid of my tuna breathe.