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When you about to cum but she stop so yo dick turns purple from swelling up
My dude just got purple spaghetti
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The only food real dank memesters eat. Especially DANK DORITOS and KINKY FUCKERY WHORES. We run on this shit boii spaghetti O's make the hoes wweeettt
LONG DICK MAN: Spaghetti O's are pretty good
Hoes: OOhhh I'm wet
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First you put noodles on your dick and balls, then shlop some prego tomato sauce on your sausage, and have your girlfriend/wife suck until the parmesan comes out, then proceed to place it all on a plate, and enjoy.
Me: omfg, my girlfriend and I shared the best plate of spaghetti blowjob together
Coworker: wtf?
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In an alternate universe where jesus christ is jeffy spaghetti.
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1.Top ramen noodles with ketchup on it.
2. Common meal option the few days before the welfare check comes.
My baby mama make some good ghetto spaghetti. Mmm-mmm!
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A man who turns things in to spaghetti just by touching it.
"The spaghetti man just made the spaghetti fall out of my face"
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Having sex with a female who is having very heavy flow during her period. As skins slap the blood is splattered all up on the man's chest and neck.
I was having sex with my girl while she was on her period and I totally got spaghetti sauced.
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