Spanish mackerel

A Hispanic aging frat boy who often must travel in groups (schools) in order to self justify his own manliness or lack thereof. Priding himself of turning every comment into a sexual connotation, he often refers to himself as a King fish to over compensate for his below average endowments. Generally, goes by the name Armando or Rico.

He's just another Spanish Mackerel.

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spanish crowbar

The act of sticking your hard cock into a girls ass and using it to pry it open wide, like it was a crowbar

Man i totally hooked her up with a spanish crowbar last night, now when the wind blows i can hear her ass hum.

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spanish omelet

A special moment while receiving head when you come in said head-giver's ear and the ear is then folded over to create the appearance of a gooey, cheesy omelet

Just like a spanish omelet: cum hungry, leave happy.

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spanish omelette

After you ejaculate from simulating sex with your partner's breasts, you stir your penis around in the cum pooled on her chest and neck.

Jake titty fucked her good and then served her up a spanish omelette as he finished.

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spanish gold

awesome bud that knocks you on your ass

"What kind is it?"
"spanish gold..."
"oh shit."

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spanish inquisition

a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:

• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"

Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.

Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

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Spanish Teacher

fucking idiots trying to teach you a different language that you're never gonna use.

The Spanish Teacher is stupid.

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