Two women who will pact for life. They will hunt down unsuspecting Sports Figures or Actors and such and initiate a three way. As the man is ready to ejaculate, one lucky lady will savor thus ejaculate in her mouth and when the man is not looking, quickly spit it into her “sperm sisters” vagina in hopes to have his baby! The unsuspecting sucker never knows how it happened but nevertheless is just another victim of the sperm sisters.
You will never again see those sperm sisters swallowing my seed. They will get you for life!
A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.
Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.
When you go to fart but you cum instead.
Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..
Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?
To hit an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually done by a man upon a woman.
Steve sperm whacked Donna.
Terri was sperm whacking Lisa with Roger's pud.
Someone that enjoys drinking sperm
Hey Dean what you been up to?
Nothing much just getting my fix of sperm
You are such a sperm guzzler
A pile of sperm at the dinner table
for example mike took a massive scoop of sperm for dinner
1. synonym of “get fucked,” to get played by someone
2. to be impregnated
When Jamie found out her friends gaslit her, they responded, “get spermed.”