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Spider Shit

A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.

I couldn't hold it, so we took a spider shit.

by Gomerj84 January 17, 2010

31πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


fucking spiders

An exclamation of sheer disbelief or wonder.

Fucking spiders, check out the legs/tits/arse on her

by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014

28πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


twat spider

1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.

I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.

I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.

by k9bubba August 27, 2009

31πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


spider mastermind

If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.

Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.

by DoomGuy September 20, 2006

21πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Spider Loaf

Jacksepticeye's spiderman that is shaped like a loaf of bread.

Say "Hi" to Spider Loaf.

by MandMs05 March 13, 2019


Archer Spider

an asian insect that resembles a puppet from the 1960's TV Show, Thunderbirds.

They are known characteristically for their "stiff" appendages; particularly the arms, that seem to be held by invisible wires - this is obvious in such poses as "running", "communicating" (limbs become rigid as they wave them about frantically trying to convey a message) and moving from place to place.

They are usually quite defensive about their environment ie. Asian origins. Not surprisingly, they are also sometimes found with their "Made in Malaysia" sticker still in tact.

However, they can be particularly deadly if given too much sugar, which will induce a hype known as The Japanese Spider Dance (which is slightly hypocritical considering they are bred exclusively in Malaysia) If this state occurs, violent outbursts of sideways jumping, water/food throwing, tantrums, and/or revenge will take place.

Their vengeful nature is especially scary. Such incidences have been reported where an Archer Spider has taken someone's underwear, and frozen it, before serving it again for breakfast.

So if you ever get caught by one of these creatures then just shout "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!" and it will be momentarily stunned, before crawling back into its hole, also known as a bostock.

That guy's so stiff when he walks he could be an Archer Spider

by Firebringer February 3, 2010


Man Spider

Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams

Look out

Here comes the man spider

β€œWhat’s your favorite song?”
β€œThe Man Spider theme.”

by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž