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Alternate name I have for Kum and Go
"Let's go to the Jizz and Split for some gas and food."
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refering to oral sex in which each person contributes their share of "the bill." Remember you have to give it to get it.
Kerry "How was last night?"
Sam "Crazy"
Kerry "Did he go down on you?"
Sam "Yea we split the bill"
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A vagina wherein the labia, vulva, etc. are concealed within the labia majoris. Imagine taking an orange and cutting down the side of it with a knife: a hard, smooth rind with a hint of some wet meaty stuff behind it. See innie.
When Lucy took off her panties, I couldn't see any of her pussy; it was like looking at the outside of a split orange.
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To live two different lives. One life that consists of secret fame, and the second is an average everyday life.
Tyler seems so quiet but look at how good he is with girls, he's livin that split life.
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a derogatorily term for Elites in the Halo Universe or anyone of Sangheili backround
Yeah! Good work Spartan! Show those split jaws whose boss!
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phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.
after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.
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