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The difference between a couples rate out of 10.
Ex. A couple. Hot girl 10 ugly guy 2. Look spread of 8.
A couple composed of a hot girl thats a 10 and ugly guy thats a 2 would have a look spread of 8. The lower the better for the couple.
Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.
Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?
(Male escort): I am a Top.
Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.
Code for taking a shit.
Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.
Placing premature ejaculation on the chest of an individual performing fellatio on you in a Christmas themed environment
I was so excited when the Mariah Carey Christmas song came on, while standing under the mistletoe, I lasted only a couple of seconds before giving my partner an untimely chestnut spread thus ruining her already ugly Christmas sweater.
1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.
1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!
2) This butter sure is quick spreading!
When you fuck a bitch with a yeast infection so hard you sit back and watch her pussy rise like a loaf of bread
Yea bra, bitch was yeasty so I gave her a wonder spread
An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.
"It Smells! Looks like somebody used the spread of dread."