Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right
The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.
Last night, Isiah got a squidward!
When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward
Damn bro I hit her with the squidward last night
When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.
“She gave me that squidward last night bro”
Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.
John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."