squirrel

A sexual act performed alone or with a partner involving a pipe cleaner tail, a sandwich bag and a michael bolton tape.

"So I hear you got squirrly last night?"

"Yeah, its all about the squirrel."

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squirrels

Slang...used to describe male balls.

OMG, she kicked him in the squirrels!

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squirrel

someone who likes to climb trees and eat nuts.

I'm a Squirrel but I love winter.

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squirreling

Flailing and gyrating rapidly when in bed or when cuddling with another human.

Man, that little Carrie sure is squirreling one.

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squirrel

A unit of measurement in which you use when you have no idea of what the measurment actually is.

(1) "I'm to lazy to read the graduated cylinder so lets just say its a squirrel of hydrochloric acid."

(2) (person1)" how much have you benched today? " (person2)" a squirrel."

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squirrel

1: a nazi rodent
2: a nazi rodent my ex girlfriend is training to take over the world
3: something that will eat your strawberries

fucksake it ate my strawberries then it took over my world =(

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squirrel

the scream of someone who is in the middle of apex durring sex

"ahhhh ahhhh ahhhh SQUIRREL!"

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