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The gooey liquid that shoots out of the woman's vagina upon orgasm
My boyfriend loves when I fanny squirt on his face
The diarrhea experienced 3-12 hours after consuming food from a Filiberto's Restaurant.
After consuming an order of Carne Asada Fries for lunch, Randy was struck with an extreme case of the Bert Squirts and was trapped in the restroom for several hours.
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The act of shooting yourself in the face with your own semen, typically occurring while whacking off while lying on your back.
I was 8 pages deep on pornhub tranny searches when a Brazilian turned me into Squirt Cobain.
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A chocolate mess that resembles a melted hersey bar.
- Man, I had to run to the bathroom.
-Hersey squirts struck again, huh?
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When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake
You cunts are going to approve my word sooner or later, I won't give up on Hershey's Squirt
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When you eat hofstra food for more than two days in a row. And at unexpected times you try to fart and it feels wet. you feel like you may have shat yourself but maybe not. upon further inspection you realize that you squirted a little bit out of your asshole. but not enough to leave the cheeks it doesnt get on your boxers but it still sucks.
Hofstra red is not real. The Hofstra Squirt is...for sure
"I was taking my final and then i got the Hofstra Squirt and had to sit with a wet asshole until I was finished. By the time i got to wipe it was all crusty and gross"
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Thos tacos gave me a mean case of the hershey squirts.
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