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One stage above a stage 5 clinger. This person did not derive their obsession with the opposing person through sex, but simply through a random act of kindness. If you have ever been called at 4am and the other person "just wanted to talk" you have a stage 6 clinger on your hands.
Fred: Jane is such a stage 5 clinger.
Jack: Did you guys have sex?
Fred: No.
Jack: Well then she is definitely a stage 6 clinger.
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A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.
See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.
Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?
Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.
Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?
Dan: Yeah.
Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.
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Where a black lady slaps you and your dick starts to bleed.
Fuck...that bitch stage kissed me...
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If you're remotely interested in theater as an art or career, don't even bother with this shit at the high school level. You go in thinking you're going to be working with people interested in stagecraft and end up working with whiny, LAZY, geekass bastards who definitely will not contribute anything creative or even productive to the technical theater process and will sit around on a stage you end up fucking building yourself, talking about how untalented the actors are and how mentally superior stage crew is. God damn it.
No friends? No semblance of a social life? Does the concept of jerking other losers off next to a 24-channel portable ETC dimmer seem appealing to you? Stage Crew is the answer
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A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup
girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties
The "no make-up stage" is the stage in a relationship when the partners are comfortable enough around each other being seen with no make-up on.
Rose: Elle and Elliot are so cute together!
Bella: I know! Did you hear how they're at the no make-up stage already?!
Rose: No way?!
An absolute God of stage crew.
Knows all, tells all, sees all.
All your technical theatre needs can be met by a single head of stage crew
A:Have you see the head of stage crew?
B:No, why?
A:I need someone to run the whole world for a bit