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one that drinks starbuck's everyday or drinks it whenever he has the chance.
Zach went to starbucks yesterday, the day before and today. He is such a starbucks whore.
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That guy who is able to cut in line at Starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.
That guy just walked in and already has his coffee, he is a Starbucks Ninja!
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(n) A term of jest between African Americans to describe a black man or woman who is dressed nicely, generally outside of their normal way of dress.
e.g. Replacing baggy pants and sports jersey with a shirt and tie, potentially for a job interview, or other occasion where thug attire may be frowned upon.
One black man to another, dressed in a suit: "Oh, so you a starbucks negro now?"
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The hand position maintained by the transporter of a single hot beverage from a coffee shop on frigid days, in an attempt to warm both hands simultaneously.
We need to take up a collection to get Eva a pair of mittens. Did you see her doing the Starbucks Prayer this morning on her way in?
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The phenomenon that happens to folks, usually born prior to 1950, at Starbucks when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to order a plain old cup of coffee.
Usually followed by growns and exchanged glances among the snotty Starbucks whores in line behind them.
Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $.25 for a cup of coffee.
Jesse: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"
Sam: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"
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The name you give to the Starbucks worker because they never, ever get your name right. Instead of using your real name, use your Starbucks name.
Maryam: Alright, just a black coffee please.
Worker: Name?
Maryam: Mary
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Because people probably cant figure out Maryam, she used her Starbucks name, Mary, to make her life easier.
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A twink who works as a barista at Starbucks. Typically with a septum piercing. Can be found at every Starbucks as that is a twinks natural habitat. The hottest twinks work at Starbucks.
I just went to get some coffee and there was the cutest Starbucks twink