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When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.
Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!
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Getting so fucked up that you can't tell the difference between 5's and 10's.
Yo i got so Shank Status last night that i hooked up with girls that were 5 and below
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An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!
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Marti was all Marti status last night he was eating his burrito with his eyes closed
A person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of bollocks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots' newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. The said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, 'tuuuuuuuuuune'.
After a successful day at the office Dan's friend calls him: 'Oh my days, Dan, you're totally the best status-dj evaaar! COMPLETELY forgot how good Wham are! LAST CHRISTMAS - what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! Fucking bare love for George Michael right now, ha!'
When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.
Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"
Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
The girl who enters into relationship with a guy just to keep up with the status quo and peer pressure. She does not love him, she wants to possess him as if he's an object, which she can proudly show-off.
This type of behavior is common in men and women with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The types usually lovebomb you at the start and once the relationship is set, start to devalue and ignore you.
Jon: My girlfriend broke up with me last night saying she wants to focus on her goals.
Don: Told ya bro, she's a status hoe, all the while she was just putting up a show.