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When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.
Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!
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Getting so fucked up that you can't tell the difference between 5's and 10's.
Yo i got so Shank Status last night that i hooked up with girls that were 5 and below
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An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!
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The lowest classification of human existence.
One who is proclaimed to be Bot Status is subhuman, not deserving of any form of rights or respect.
Shut up Mitchell, you Bot Status piece of shit. Look at the floor and shut the fuck up when you’re around me.
Something you say when you see someone you hate so much that you would kill them in the purge
Person 1: Dude look it's Olivia
Person 2: Ew purge status
When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.
I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
Its a person that has foreskin.
That guy has Mitchell status.