Steam and Gleam

Looking through a horizontal pane of glass from below, while someone above shits on it

Sam couldnt steam and gleam as he had chronic diarrhea.

Lee loves a good Steam and Gleam!

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Steaming Tom

When one slips a glove on (just after taking a fallacious dump, preferably mudbutt-wise) scooping up a turd and then squishing said turd in thy hand. And rubbing the glove the on chosen victim's face in their sleep.

Samuel: Watch where you walkin prick!

Dylan: Bitch Imma give ya a Steamin Tom if you keep that shit up!

Noah: NO! He didn't mean it! Don't give my white friend a steaming tom!

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Steamed Fart

A flatulent that is so hot and steamy the producer is unable to handle its wrath. Gas so severe that it smells before leaving the body. Fart fan must be flipped on immediately to help prevent from vomitting or gagging.

Cam: "Yo Stevie I had the worst steamed fart this morning, i had to open the shower curtain and throw up in the toilet"
Stevie: "Must be that high protein diet you're on"

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Steamed clam

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.

She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.

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steam and cream

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.

Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!

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[Steam Punk]

Subgenre of "punk" fashion using style combinations from the Victorian era England and the Industrial Revolution. Different from grunge, hobo, cyberpunk, hippie, or dirty punk.

His white button down, fitted pants, boots, and belts create his Steam Punk look.

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Steaming beans

When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see

Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.