Rural Dictionary

Kristen Stewart Syndrome

Similar to Nicholas Cage Syndrome but the female version.
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"

Girl: I think you have Nicholas Cage Syndrome
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.

by Tuxxette March 19, 2015

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A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.

1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)

Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)

Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"

by FriendWords December 4, 2018