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When a hoopty comes to a stop, and the worn springs nose dive under braking, and then begin to bounce up and down, long after the vehicle has come to a complete stop. Usually, emmitting a loud metal-to-metal squeaking and groaning sound because the rubber spring isolators have long since been eroded away.
This may be accompianied by a subsequent stall, and backfire, with or without smoke, and/or a radiator shooting steam out of the grille.
See Movie: Uncle Buck
We were at the local cruise in, when everyone started laughing at this 80's land yacht that pulled off a wicked hoopty stop. The driver thought he was cool, pretending he had hydraulics, but it was really lame.
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noun and adjective : a woman who had systemmatically jumps from mam to man. Syn: A ho, a ripper, a skank
Oooh, that girl been bus stopping with 10 dudes lately
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A phrase used by local police right before you get beat to a bloody mess or end up dead. Many believe it is the law enforcement equivalent of the "Allahu Akbar" chant given when Muslim extremists kill someone.
Wife- Please don't shoot him! He hasn't taken his meds, but he's fine. He's unarmed!
Husband - I'm unarmed! I haven't done anything wrong!
Police - "Stop Resisting!" *Gunshots*
Wife and children - **Weeping
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The British term for the punctuation mark most commonly found at the end of a sentence.
The moment when the vehicle you are driving is no longer in motion; an instant of equilibrium achieved between decelerating before a stop sign and accelerating seconds later; the second in which any ornaments or fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror are perpendicular to the ground.
*After being stuck upside-down on Six Flags' new Superman ride for an hour*
I am never going on a rollercoaster again, full stop.
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A person with severe mental retardation.
That door stop needs his diaper changed.
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A large, red, rectangle-thingy bearing a white insignia intended for those with literary talent. As of yet it has been found to have no significant value other than serving as an excellent target for practicin' and obstructin' my view of them other trucks crossin my line of travel.
Red Nekk: "Officer, no 'fence but if the stinkin government wasnt usin' all ma tax money on putting up them useless rectangle stop sign thingys, maybe dead guy over there woulda seen me drivin this way and woulda stopped. Coulda saved this here wreck from hapenin'."
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(v.)- to drop all standards and wholeheartedly agree without question.
Often used by self-absorbed teenagers or fangirls in response to any criticism or counterargument of virtually anything, depending on which one you talk to.
Generic guy: I think One Direction makes subpar music.
Fangirl: Stop hating! You wish you were one of them!
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Guy #1: The New York Giants play boring football. Half the reason they win is because they take forever on offense.
Guy #2: Why don't you stop hating and bow down before us?
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Guy #1: Dude, you probably shouldn't play in traffic.
Guy #2: You should just stop hating. You're just jealous because I thought of it first!
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