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lard stump

A huge fat ass turd.

Iโ€™ll call you back, I have to go take a lard stump.

by Rylerballz September 15, 2019


Stumped Genius

When an Apple Genius from the Apple Store genius bar does not know the answer to the question, or solution to the problem.

When you are a confused "stumped genius" from the Apple store you will most likely turn to your co-genius and reply with, "That's weird, right?"

by unsatisfied apple customer February 21, 2011


gump stump

A euphemism indicating having too much of something.

We have dandelions up the gump stump.

by kp_sapphire September 29, 2006

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Muffin Stump

The bottom portion of the muffin. Often left as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps everywhere? Where are all the tops of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

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your stumped

Having nothing to say back, lost for words, burned, stupid

Shut up Jose I told you I own this word. YOUR STUMPED!!!

by Shut up Jose April 25, 2010

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stump grinder

A person, who is sexually aroused by rubbing themselves against an amputee's remaining limb.

Mark is such a stump grinder, he became a physical therapist to find dates.

by LaBelleEstelle March 3, 2014

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Tree stump

a tiny cock

lisa: i was with that guy last night.
Leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
Lisa: not much he had a tree stump!

by chris909 February 17, 2009

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