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Pirates without a ship or ocean but go on adventures like pirates and find and pillage like pirates
who the hell are you calling punks?! we're suburban pirates
When you are driving on a narrower side street and have to keep weaving back and forth around parked cars.
There were so many cars parked along my street I had to do the Suburban Slalom to get home.
80 miles an hour down the road blaring Timmy trumpet with 4 men hanging outside the car.
We just went on a suburban ride and almost lost Brad.
The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.
I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.
A definite noticeable differene between crowds of people gathered in the suburbs cmpared to crowds of people gathered in the city.
Person 1: Dude, did you get a good look at the crowed last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, for sure..! You could tell we weren't down town last night cuz the crowed was TOTALLY "Sickly-Suburban"
suburban sticks soccer mom suburbs hick
A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.
Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
A hairstyle were a female shaves half of her head and puts the rest of her hair to the side of her head typically associated with white suburban teenager's who think they're different and female video game characters
Dammn that girls has a Suburban starbucks and some nice tats