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When a person constantly brags and/or talks about themselves to anyone within earshot.
DeeDee: Did you have fun at the bar last night with Danny?
NJ: Eh, I couldn't really get a word in because he just sucked his own dick the whole time.
DeeDee: What! I didn't know you could suck your own dick.
NJ: I just mean he wouldn't talk about anything except for how cool he is. I don't care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that's all he cares about.
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To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.
Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.
This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th
Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?
Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!
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An expression of suprise.
Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !
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*sees a girl wearing a choker*
"She has a black belt in sucking dick"
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Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out
Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl
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fucking shit school and no one likes it lol
john- hey what's up school fucking sucks dick aye
doe- yea fuck school it can suck my fucking dick 😭😭